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No Soliciting Seriously Please Don't Make It Weird Quote Sayings Home Wall Decor Wooden Signs Rustic Farmhouse Hanging Wall Plaque Sign Gift
Keep door-knockers and clipboard-wielders at bay with this bluntly hilarious wooden sign that says what everyone's thinking. Perfect for the introvert who appreciates directness over politeness.
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★ WHY IT'S WEIRD ★
not the gift youexpected. that's the
whole point.
★ WHO IT'S FOR ★
the kind of person who'd dig home decor.
★ HEADS UP ★
prices on amazonchange. ours don't
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